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Monday, May 18, 2026
recent translation of Michel Krielaars' Music of Utopia has been published in 2026, and it's got a chapter on Zaderatsky (looks like this one will have to go on the "to read" pile).
Sunday, May 17, 2026
Joseph Horowitz and Douglas McLennan at AJBlogs on the state of attention spans with regard to the high arts
Arts
criticism in the trans-Atlantic world seems ever bent on ignoring the advice of
the Preacher in Ecclesiastes 7:10. Don’t
say “Where are the older days that were better than these?” because it is not
from wisdom that you say this. Oh, but
it is from wisdom that everyone pining for the glory days of
classical music says it, and keeps saying it!
JH (1:55):
People are not attentive to the arts. People don’t talk about the
arts. And I think my understanding of this deterioration is mostly as a
deterioration of cultural memory. If you don’t have cultural memory, you
can’t have a flourishing arts environment. Traditionally, creative artists have
relied on the past, have relied on forebears, have relied on tradition, have
relied on cultural memory. We now are losing touch with the past because of
cell phones and social media and artificial intelligence.
This is a new
situation. We’ve never experienced anything like it. . . . Things can only get
worse because the driving force, the major problem, is technology. And
technology is not going to vanish from our world.
What does technology
do? For one thing, it shortens attention spans. The music that we love and we
grew up with and that we promulgate depends on an attention span of some
duration. You can’t experience the Eroica Symphony, or
even just the first movement of the Eroica Symphony, or even
just the coda to the first movement of the Eroica Symphony
without an attention span. If you’re talking about “Träumerei” by Schumann,
fine. But if you’re dealing with a sonata form, it functions partly on
the basis of memory—what the ear remembers, what the brain
processes. Why is the coda of the first movement of the Eroica so
long? Why does it introduce a new theme? Because there’s so much that Beethoven
has to deal with and resolve that we’ve already heard. If you can’t experience
that piece in time with sustained concentration, there’s not a whole lot going
for it. It’s not about the tunes. It’s not even about the ambience or the mood.
I think it’s fundamentally an exercise in structure.
…
I realize how readily this kind of appeal can tie back to
Theodor Adorno’s riff on the contrast between the emotional listener and the
structural listener from Introduction
to the Sociology of Music or his riffs to similar effect in the
never-completed in his lifetime Current
of Music. The idea that people who can and do listen for structure are
better people than the people who don’t is a long-standing claim in classical
music appreciation and it is very probably a canard. If sheer length makes for
greatness are we supposed to jettison Bach preludes and fugues in favor of a
marathon of piano sonatas by Sorabji? I
mean, if you’re into Sorabji that’s you’re thing but I still kinda prefer Bach.
But there are counter-proposals at hand which warn us that
the situation isn’t that the attentional capacity of humans has died a
miserable death, it has shifted. Douglas
McLennan proposes we’ve witnessed a shift rather than a death in attentional
capacities.
…
So Horowitz is right:
the formal apparatus that produced trained attention is in retreat, and the
algorithms eating its place don’t care about throughlines. All they care about
is engagement. When algorithms shifted value from the work itself, what Big Tech
euphemistically calls “content,” to the traffic — views, clicks, likes, share —
the content itself, from a contextual, historical, or cultural perspective, is
irrelevant and interchangeable.
But here’s what this
frame perhaps misses. Deep attention hasn’t gone away. It’s relocated. People
are diving obsessively into the cultures they choose. …
The proposal that the loss of one form of cultural literacy
is answered by the gain of a different kind of literacy has been around. George Steiner proposed that Western
civilization had lost the literacy of literary fiction (prose and poetry) but
that kids these days (back in his day) had picked up a level of musical
literacy spanning centuries of styles and forms that he suspected was a new
development. That was in the book In
Bluebeard’s Castle. Answering
the concern of Horowitz that attentional capacity has shifted has precedent.
The question itself of whether social media has rotted our
brains begs the question of why the sign of attentional health would be a bunch
of people sitting through a Mahler cycle.
Why regard Marvel fans as being unhinged for watching the entire Marvel
cinematic universe when Wagnerians exist?
What’s the difference between watching five seasons of Mad Men
and watching five seasons of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? If
Discord has a redemption arc while what’s-his-name in Mad Men has a
different arc is the difference a matter of art or imputed merit? It can be all
too easy for academics to sneer at kids these days who keep track of the
differences in Marvel timelines, for instance, but doesn’t the same thing
functionally happen if an academic discusses the differences between Marlowe
and Goethe on the Faust legend? Why
should I suppose that prestige American TV like The Sopranos or Breaking
Bad is necessarily better than watching Death Note?
Fixating on the loss of attentional resources given to listening to everything in a body of work can be its own conceptual dead-end. Back in the 19th century it was a thing to brag about for a pianist to play all 32 of Beethoven’s piano sonatas, and a bigger deal if done from memory. But who actually benefits from memorizing the 32? Even if we grant the cult of Beethoven cultists every single one of their points, Beethoven solved problems of his time and place two centuries ago, which are not our problems. If anything his solutions can be seen as having become our problems. In the 20th century some composers even felt obliged to shift from Beethoven back to Haydn (Schoenberg) to overtly say that Beethoven was one path music could take but there were others and it was possible to have taken a different path forward from Haydn’s precedent than the one Beethoven took.
The path of Beethoven has played out as a
dead end, a beautiful dead end but a dead end all the same. This is not the same thing as pulling a John
Cage and saying Beethoven was wrong, it’s saying that the kinds of problems and
opportunities in the arts in the 21st century do not have to be
hamstrung by the imaginations of men whose business is symphonic and whose idea
of cultural rebirth entails the revitalization of the prestige of the
orchestra. Now I can appreciate Horowitz stumping for Arthur Falwell as an under-appreciated
North American composer and still conclude that the era of the symphony has
come and gone. As a guitarist I have
basically zero incentive to want yet more people to line up to hear Mahler
symphonies, or even Haydn symphonies (and I am a Haydn fan for all that).
Since I mentioned I’m a guitarist, one of the more
memorable bits of advice I got from a music professor back in my college days
was simple, “Write for the musical resources you actually have, not the
ones you wish you had.” The history of revolutionary developments of
style and form could, at the risk of an obvious simplification, be articulated
in this axiom.
The history of the emergence of rap and hip hop as musical
styles and forms can be described as having happened on the basis of people
making music with the musical resources they actually had rather than pining
for the musical resources they wish they had.
Rap is not exactly my thing but I can hardly think of a style of music
in the last fifty years that better exemplifies the axiom with which I started
this paragraph. Rather than take a dismissive
stance toward rap as being unmusical I prefer to take the approach of saying that
Johann Sebastian Bach’s setting of the Credo from Mass in B minor can be
heard as one of the grandest sample flips
of an existing plainchant in the history of Christian liturgical music in the
Lutheran tradition.
To bring this back around to my professor’s advice, the
attentional resources of whatever audience you have is what you have to work
with. For a composer, or a
composer-performer, the audience is a pretty significant musical resource. If the contemporary audience doesn’t handle
the epic lengths of a Mahler or a Wagner there’s no point in yearning for an
audience that goes that epic.
I think that what we need more of us not the good old days attention span of people listening to sixty-minute or seventy-five-minute symphonic works. The art canons seem fairly well established in classical and pop music in the last century and the attention spans of audiences are what they are. What I think we can do, and keep doing, is foster an ecumenical dialogue across musical canons to encourage further mutual appreciation, respect and love. That last part might be a very high ideal to shoot for but that is, allegedly, what partisans of the arts think the arts can at some point achieve. None of that kind of musically ecumenical dialogue calls for people to listen to musical works that are nine to ninety minutes in length. I think Horowitz may be missing that the triumphs of musical achievement in the long 19th century are the traps that some of us in the 21st century think musical styles and forms need to be allowed to escape now.
Saturday, May 16, 2026
The Bad Faith of the Honest Broker Revisited: Ted Gioia presents music as a way to transcend the binary impasse in 2026, having defined music in terms of binary impasse in 2019's Music: A Subversive History
To read Ted
Gioia in May 2026 would lead you to believe that he is sure that the history of
the world can be understood in terms of binary conflicts and that this terrible
state of affairs can be ameliorated by music, at least a little bit.
https://www.honest-broker.com/p/how-to-tell-if-youre-living-in-a-8ee
How to Tell If You're
Living in a Binary Crisis
And how to get out of
it
Ted Gioia
May 11, 2026
…
Somebody should write a
global history of binary conflicts—because no force has exerted more influence
over human affairs.
Rome collapsed while
its citizens
fought over the colors blue and green. That sounds crazy, but it’s
absolutely true.
I believe this is the
single most significant fact about Roman history.
1.
The conflict between Blues and Greens lasted for
a thousand years.
2.
During that period, each color enjoyed periods
of dominance, and could have used its power to make tangible improvements and
fix a broken system.
3.
But they rarely did this—because were obsessed
with punishing the other color team.
They won’t teach that
in history class. But they should. It ought to be the first lesson.
…
How can you tell when
you’re living in a binary collapse? Here are seven warning signs:
1.
All conflicts are channeled into a single
binary opposition between two teams. There is never a third team—if
someone tries to create it, one or both of the two teams will work fervently to
destroy the third option.
…
Naturally, in a Substack article published by Ted Gioia the
answer to the great problems of the human condition comes from the arts. We need a Romanticism 2.0, as Gioia has been
saying for a few years, and we’re going to get one. Yet I have been reading Ted Gioia’s work off
and on for about ten years so I can’t quite forget that back when he published Music:
A Subversive History with Basic Books in 2019 he had a chapter titled “Music
History as a Battle Between Magic and Mathematics”. Ted Gioia’s whole conception of music history
has too often been predicated on the literal sell of the kind of binary impasse
he suggests music can defuse. Take this
passage from the subversive history I discussed a few years ago:
At a certain point in
Western history, music became a quasi-science. Or, to be more precise, those
who theorized about music managed to impose a scientific and mathematical
framework that would marginalize all other approaches to the subject. We can
even assign a name, a location, and a rough date to this revolution. The
alleged innovator was Pythagoras of Samos, born around the year 570 BC. The
impact of the Pythagorean revolution on the later course of music is still
insufficiently understood and appreciated. I believe he is the most important
person in the history of music — although his `innovation’ has perhaps done as
much harm as good — and I will make a case for that bold claim in the pages
ahead. Yet he is often treated as little more than a colorful footnote in
cultural history, a charming figure who appears in anecdotes and asides, but
not the mainstream narrative of cultural history. […]
Pythagoras’s attempt to
define and constrain musical sounds by the use of numbers and ratios continues
to shape how we conceptualize and perform songs in the current day, and even
now we distinguish between melody and noise. Music, as it is taught in
every university and conservatory in the world today, is explicitly Pythagorean
in its methods and assumptions. And even when musical styles emerged from the
African diaspora that challenged this paradigm, threatening to topple it with
notes that didn’t belong to scales and rhythms that defied conventional metric
thinking, the algorithmic mindset prevailed, somehow managing to codify
non-Pythagorean performance styles that would seem to resist codification. (p.
48-49, emphasis added)
Ted Gioia’s own history of music can easily be read as a triple
binary impasse in which the paradigms of White-Science-Man vs Black-Magic-Woman
is used to explain all of the world’s musical history. Science vs magic, Europe vs Africa, male vs female,
Ted Gioia embodies the worst elements of neo-Orphic thought about music. Music
can’t provide a way beyond the binary impasse as Gioia sketches it out if we
use Gioia’s own history as the paradigm through which to understand music
because his own understanding of music is so ostentatiously mediated through
binary impasse.
At one level this is hardly surprising coming from a
historian of blues and jazz, but at a more foundational level Gioia’s
intellectual and ethical failure is predicated not on ill-will but on not being
able to grasp that the history of neo-Orphic theologies of music have
trafficked in essentialist paradigms since roughly the time of Schleiermacher,
a point that gets touched upon by theologians now and then. Jeremy Begbie has
registered a constructive complaint that Schleiermacher’s picture is helpful
but partial. Philip Stoltzfus' Theology
as Performance: Music, Aesthetics, and God in Western Thought is more
directly critical by noting that Schleiermacher’s art mysticism was neo-Orphic
and that his form of neo-Orphic theology or art mysticism has been the norm for
the last two centuries.
Ted Gioia, by his own account, never studied music theorybooks.
At some point during my teenage years, I decided I wanted to be a jazz musician. But I didn’t have a coherent plan.
I just spent a lot of time at the piano. And when I wasn’t sitting at the keyboard, I listened to jazz—on records and in concert. I also read jazz magazines and books at the local public library (which had a subscription to Downbeat).
But here’s what I didn’t do:
· I didn’t get a music degree.
· I didn’t take any lessons after the age of 18—and never had a single jazz lesson.
· I didn’t try to get gigs.
· I didn’t network with influential people in the music business.
· I occasionally glanced at a music textbook, but never really studied one.
· I didn’t learn anything about music technology (except how to plug in my Fender Rhodes).
I noted this a while back, and it reminded me of an observation made by the philosopher Leszek Kolakowski on the problems of the autodidact:
https://wwnorton.com/books/9780393060546
Main Currents of Marxism
Lescek Kolakowski
Copyright © 2005 by Leszek Kolakowski
Copyright © 1978 by Oxford University Press
ISBN: 978-0-393-32943-8
Page 127
While Marx’s criticism was unjust and dishonest in some respects, he was intellectually far superior to Proudhon, who had all the faults of a clever autodidact: self-assurance, unawareness of the limitations of his knowledge, incomplete or desultory reading, lack of skill in selecting and organizing material, and the hasty condemnation of authors whom, for the most part, he did not properly understand.
Ted Gioia can be thought of Kolakowski's Proudhon. Gioia's autodidacticism has revealed that he isn't capable of producing a subversive history of music because his understanding of music is arguably the
most conventional of post-Romantic conventional wisdom.
Still, Ted Gioia can be regarded as a person of goodwill even if many of his ideas about music history and culture don't rise to the level of idiosyncratic crackpot. Moving beyond a binary impasse does sound like a good idea in theory, as well as in practice, but Gioia’s whole career of publishing, whether in his books or in his Substack, reveals a performative contradiction at the heart of his work—he sells us on one binary impasse on top of another as the way to think about music, yet wants to back up and claim that music could be what allows us to transcend the binary impasse.
POSTSCRIPT
One of the worst parts of Gioia's pitting magic against mathematics is that it shows how blinkered his grasp of the materials has become. I recently finished Annette Yoshiko Reed's book Demons, Angels, and Writing in Ancient Judaism and in her conclusion she pointed out that one of the challenges of contemporary readers and scholars is to grasp that demonology was the cutting edge science of the ancient world from ancient Babylon up into even the Hellenistic period. Gioia's dualism of magic against science is predicated on an anachronistic post-Enlightenment dualism that does not pay enough attention to the territories of science and religion, territories that overlapped far more significantly in the ancient world than Ted Gioia's set of binary impasses can allow for. The binary impasses Gioia wants music to help us liberate from, then, are paradoxically the binary impasses he keeps imposing upon his understanding of music history.
Monday, May 11, 2026
Alan Jacobs' against Ross Barkan on the idea that gatekeepers need to police art nostalgia, Berlioz 2.0 "Forget the classics, listen to MY stuff instead" for the 2020s
https://blog.ayjay.org/this-post-is-obviously-against-all-new-things/
May 1, 2026
this post is obviously against
all new things
The culture … does get stuck. We
are too backward-facing already. The Metropolitan Review has
run its fair share of retrospectives, but I’ve been in the mood, of late, to
crack down on them. There is always going to be another anniversary of a great
old work of art. There is always another famous dead writer we can celebrate.
I’m as guilty of this as anyone, as I begin work, for this Substack, on an
essay celebrating the 60th anniversary of Pet Sounds. But I want
new musical horizons, too. Imagine if the rock musicians of the 1960s spent
much of their day fixating on the pop of the 1940s. As a culture, we need less
mimesis and less retrogression. A lot of this is the fault of the algorithmic
internet, which rewards copycat trends and wearying groupthink. Cultural
nostalgia is nothing new, though it can feel especially repressive these days.
Responses:
1) There
is no art without “mimesis,” in the sense that Barkan uses the term here: all
art responds to prior art in a thousand ways. And the problem, according to
him, is not people copying older
art but rather being
too interested in it. He seems to want, as an alternative to
mimesis, amnesia.
2)
Interest in and knowledge of the past is neither “retrogression” nor
“nostalgia” — not does it constitute “groupthink,” because a staggeringly wide
range of opinions is possible (and indeed extant) about pre–21st-century
cultural productions.
3) It’s
noteworthy that Barkan, because he edits a Substack publication, thinks of
himself as a cultural policeman who can “crack down” on those overly attentive
to the past. (Remember
this day the next time you want to write a piece about an old book, comrade!)
4) Writing an essay
on Pet Sounds is not, in my judgment, something to feel “guilty”
about. …
5) Indeed, “There is always going to be another
anniversary of a great old work of art” — which makes for a great opportunity
to write about it, alert readers to its existence and its excellences, and
maybe even inspire young artists to try to match it. Bob Dylan wasn’t “fixating
on the pop of the 1940s,” but he was compulsively fascinated by and profoundly
knowledgable about the long great history of demotic American music, what he
calls “historical-traditional music.” And his absorption in that vast old musical
world was absolutely essential to his greatness. When we write
about great things from the past, we’re helping to feed future Dylans.
…
This is
the point at which I interrupt Alan Jacobs’ rebuttal to point out that Stevie
Wonder’s masterpiece Innervisions has now been around for more than half a century
and literally nobody on the planet has attempted to publish a monograph
analyzing every track in musical and lyrical terms; situating the album in the
historical and cultural context of the United States in the early 1970s as a
way to convey its cultural impact; and a handful of essays I have come across
discuss Stevie Wonder as a disabled black musician without really seeming to
discuss his brilliant songs. Now I have
a visual disability myself so it’s not like I can’t connect at all to
discussions of how disabled musicians handle music in ways that maybe other
able-bodied musicians don’t. It’s just
that it would be nice if the music itself got discussed.
Wednesday, May 06, 2026
A Farewell to Cinema from a Christian Who Loves It at Mere Orthodoxy seems like an archetypal contemporary American Christian thinkpiece about the state of an art in the 21st century but what is that state?
...For several generations, going to the movies was not just escapism; it was like watching a new Western canon being composed in real time. ......After Avengers: Endgame came out, I never again heard my students quote a new movie in class. The canon has closed. Nowadays, when I say “I hear [a new movie] is good”, I mean “someone online wrote this was good.” People don’t actually talk about movies anymore.To add salt to the wound, the lovers of mainstream film who invited you to watch Casablanca and Singing in the Rain have been replaced by people who are arguing about the in-world consistency of the 9th Star Wars/Halloween/Aliens movie. Debates about the filmic canon have given way to debates about specific mythologies created so that studios can keep making movies with the same main characters....
Lucas Brar has made a Bach-style fugue on the main riff from Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal"
Tuesday, May 05, 2026
Angine de Poitrine, because Wenatchee The Hatchet was going to have to have some kind of post about a microtonal progressive rock duo from Quebec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO8bt94-ybg
https://themusicsalon.blogspot.com/2026/03/todays-listening-angine-de-poitrine.html
“They describe themselves as a Mantra-Rock Dada
Pythago-Cubist Orchestra, and the band name translates to ‘angina of the
chest’”: The microtonal music theory behind viral math-rockers Angine de
Poitrine
…
Angine de Poitrine’s
grooves are immediately distinctive. Sarniezz is in regular old 4/4 with a
triplet-y 12/8 feel, but it has peculiar accents. Mata Zylek is in 10/4.
Fabienk is either in very strangely-grouped 7/4 or conventionally-grouped 28/4.
Finally, Sherpa is in 17/4.
The band constructs
these wonky grooves using a loop pedal. Khn plays both the bass and all of the
guitar parts on a Stratocaster-style double-neck guitar that’s half electric
guitar and half bass, and he can only do that by layering them with the looper.
This creates serious restrictions in song structures and arrangement choices.
Once the loop is going, the only change you can make is to either add layers or
mute them.
…
The loops’ constraints
have several musical benefits. The songs have to focus tightly on a single
idea, rather than wandering aimlessly. Because every song has to have
essentially the same structure, it forces the band to be creative with the
details. The loops also make the songs somewhat predictable, and that is a big
help for listeners struggling to parse the odd time signatures and unusual
tuning.
…
In classical music theory books you may come across the concept of the passacaglia. The gist is that there is a ground bass and the form is an approach to variation technique. Anything and everything may happen around the ground bass but the ground bass never goes away.
Defined very loosely, Angine de Poitrine can be heard as contemporary prog rock microtonal exponents of new possibilities in a venerable old form known as the passacaglia.
Traditionally defined as being in triple
meter there really isn’t any reason you can’t have a passacaglia in 5/4 or 17/4
or whatever meter you want. Strip away
the classical music genre and what it means is that jamming by way of riff
bashing goes back centuries. Calling
what you do jamming over a riff-bashing exercise a passacaglia is a long-standing
tradition and it’s a fun form to work with.
At the same time, we also don’t need to be especially snobby about the
idea that jamming over a riff-bashing groove in classical music is somehow
ontologically different from the same thing being done by a prog rock power duo.
It’s easier to catch the grooves in their work than it would
be to follow some of the forms used by Alois Haba (String
Quartet No. 3 from 1922) or Ivan Wyschnegradsky. I lean slightly more toward the string quartets
of Ben Johnston and the guitar music of Lou Harrison than Haba or Wyschnegradsky
(although the latter’s 4th
piece from Op. 22 kind of has a proto-prog rock vibe to it for me).
Microtonality has been getting played with for a bit more
than a century now and it’s been regarded as a theoretical possibility for
literally centuries. I came across Anton
Reicha’s Treatise
on Melody (HT Kyle Gann) and
therein discovered that Reicha
extolled the use of quarter tones in performances. The thing about microtonality that is fun is
that it’s not 12-tone equal temperament but there’s no real constraints on what
not-12TET you go with. You could do
quarter tones or you could do extended just intonation. You could do fifth-tone and sixth-tone tuning
systems like Haba did. As a guitarist
with no access to bowed string instruments the closest I could get to doing
something microtonal or using extended just intonation would be trying to write
a whole set of works using only natural harmonics because nothing is more
natural than using only natural harmonics.
The internet being what it is, looks like someone went to
the effort to do some transcriptions.
One of the advantages of riff-bashing and loop work is that
transcription can be easier if you know what loops keep recurring. Not that I would personally find it easy to
transcribe quarter tone prog rock but there are transcriptions on Youtube.
Mata Zyklek (Angine De Poitrine) transcription
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAtWy-s0FOY
Sarniezz (Angine de Poitrine) transcription
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZW_NV-RIoc
Kyle Gann once wrote somewhere that although he did like quarter tone music he found that his capacity to listen to it in large chunks was limited. If the twelve-tone equal temperament tuning system is artificial than slicing every half step in half is twice as artificial, right? Still, I have heard music built around quarter tones that I've enjoyed and it's been fun to listen to this duo lately. I'll reiterate a sentiment I shared over at The Music Salon, I'll take this duo's music over the annoying four-chord soul bro balladeers I've been stuck hearing on mainstream radio.
Monday, May 04, 2026
Adam Gussow's Beyond the Crossroads quotes Francis Grimké's 1892 address on the state of Afro-American clergy from a Crossway compendium. It's now possible to go straight to the source, but let's also rabbit trail on New Calvinism
In Adam Gussow's Beyond the Crossroads: The Devil and the Blues Tradition, he mentions Francis Grimké 's 1892 critique of his fellow African American peers in pastoral offices. Gussow cites a book edited by Thabiti Anyabwile and John Piper.
The Faithful Preacher: Recapturing the Vision of Three Pioneering African-American Pastors
By Thabiti Anyabwile, Foreword by John Piper
https://www.crossway.org/books/the-faithful-preacher-tpb/
ISBN-10: 1-58134-827-4
ISBN-13: 978-1-58134-827-9
ISBN-UPC: 9781581348279
Published: March 31, 2007
It turns out that now you can go straight to the source but I'll get to that after a few rabbit trails.
Tuesday, April 28, 2026
Janet Mefferd blogs about a book by Vince Manuele about The Trinity Church and his experiences there (update 5-2-26 do not waste your time on it)
Apr 25, 2026It’s been almost 13 years since I confronted now-disqualified Pastor Mark Driscoll about his plagiarized book on my radio show and watched as the dominos of his celebrity-pastor con game began to fall, one by one.I last wrote about him in 2014, in a fit of frustration that this scandal-riddled charlatan was somehow still at the helm of Mars Hill Church, even after everything that I and others had revealed about him (he left Mars Hill soon thereafter to launch The Trinity Church in Scottsdale, AZ).I said in that article that I was done, and I have been done ever since. I can only take so much, after all. But I’ve decided to come briefly out of self-imposed Driscoll hibernation after reading Vince Manuele’s new book, “Kiss and Tell: The Innocent Moment that Shattered Mark Driscoll’s Cult.”...
UPDATE 5-2-2026 (after the break)
Thursday, April 23, 2026
Doug Wilson was on some show and though he doesn't give a rip he still felt obliged to write 1,346 about having been on that show.
First off, HT to Jim West for linking to a post by Du Mez. It's important to chronicle how and where you hear of things. Longtime readers know that's kind of a thing with Wenatchee The Hatchet.
https://kristindumez.substack.com/p/false-prophets-without-clothes
…
When I was
finishing Jesus and John Wayne, a scholar I respect very much
questioned my inclusion of Wilson: “Who is this guy? I’ve never heard of him,
and I don’t think he’s that important.” Wilson’s Amazon sales numbers at the
time seemed to suggest the same. But I knew Wilson wasn’t selling his books on
Amazon, and I’d heard too many people attest to his influence to dismiss him. I
kept my sections on Wilson in Jesus and John Wayne.
I added more in Live
Laugh Love, where I also share the perspectives of women caught up in his
orbit. More on that in September, but here’s a taste: “…fitting within no
established tradition, Wilson started his own school, college, publishing
house, and eventually his own denomination. [emphasis added] (Wilson never
attended seminary and was not traditionally ordained; placing himself at the
top of the chain of command, he wielded authority but answered to no one.)”
…
Now I have not bothered to read Jesus and John Wayne
(despite actually having the book) for reasons I
have explained elsewhere. It’s very
easy to scapegoat white Christian nationalist evangelicals at this stage and
the somewhat obvious demise of not only pax Americana in general but any
sense of stability in the current administration. Doug Wilson claims to be a
Burkean conservative. Curiously,
Wenatchee The Hatchet considers himself to be a Burkean conservative but whereas
I have described myself as a Mark Hatfield Republican after the Oregon Senator
from the last century, Wilson has described himself as a theocratic
libertarian.
If we’re going to indulge in playing Doug Wilson’s kind of word games (and, fair warning, at the level he plays them at) then a "theocratic libertarian" comes off sort of like a virgin prostitute who is technically a virgin only by way of the most technical of technicalities. Wilson couldn’t resist having a hot take on hot takes on hotties by way of commenting on Sydney Sweeney. It seems to be one of the traits of the New Calvinist types by way of Doug Wilson and Mark Driscoll that Wilson can discuss Sweeney, and Driscoll could discuss Adriana Lima and Jenna Jameson, but if some lowly tithing peon were to admit he knows who those women are, well, the subordinate pastors would tell the guy it’s time for a heart check moment.
It’s something to
keep in mind about how pervasively these kinds of guys have moving and movable
goalposts for their metacultural punditry. They get to pontificate about blonde
bombshells, models and porn stars for sake of cultural commentary about how bad
things are. If you’re an ordinary guy you’re probably not supposed to even know
who these women are.
Stuff that I don’t doubt Du Mez is familiar with.
Tuesday, April 21, 2026
a brief thought on a paradoxical aspect to Ted Gioia's Substacking--the MAGA streak at the heart of his project
Monday, April 13, 2026
MATIEGKA, W.T.: Guitar Sonatas (Complete), Vol. 1 (Ilie) released 4-10-2026
Track listing as follows: