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Sunday, July 12, 2026
links for the weekend: a thread of Aaron Renn and Anthony Bradley on the lack of an evangelical elite, the failures of the YRR; and some links on alt-right publishing
Friday, July 03, 2026
Ethan Iverson's second half of James P Johnson week, noting how familiarity with what was called "light classical" was normative in the jazz scene
Slipped Disc announces that Alex Ross stepping down from his role at The New Yorker (which is presented as the last classical music critic in America steps down)--but now I'm realizing I kept coming back to Kyle Gann and Ethan Iverson more than Alex Ross' writing in the last 15-20 years
Wednesday, July 01, 2026
haiku 6-30-2026
Sunday, June 28, 2026
Alan Jacobs on Noah Smith on blogging and influence--choosing between being an influencer or an Influencer?
https://www.noahpinion.blog/p/does-anything-i-write-matter-anymore
Does anything I write matter anymore?
Punditry in the age of populism, AI, and monetization.
Noah Smith
Jun 18, 2026
About three years ago, someone asked me why, with my physics undergrad
background and a PhD in economics, I had decided to become a professional
blogger. I told him that blogging seemed like the highest-leverage thing I
could do, in terms of actually having an impact on the world.
...
Providence … providence …
Alan Jacbos is a bit stymied
by Noah Smith’s belief that blogging is the highest leverage thing a person can
do. Injecting ideas into discourse may look like it provides immediate
results but Jacobs contends that Noah Smith’s zinger quote from John Keynes
gets Keynes’ point precisely wrong. Why?
https://blog.ayjay.org/idea-injection/
June 24, 2026
idea injection
...
If Keynes is right, then the ideas that Smith “injects into the
discourse” won’t be his, but rather those of thinkers from decades past — the
people who weren’t worried about having “something out within hours,” but
rather cared about making arguments strong enough to last. Instead of seeking
to be quoted by Substackers and podcasters, they rely on “the gradual
encroachment of ideas.”
It may not be possible to have both immediate currency — quotability —
and long-term significance. You might have to choose between Smith’s model and
Keynes’s.
Or it's not even in your hands. Providence ... providence.
Still… here’s an observation
from John Neville Figgis back in 1900 about the contrast between the influence
of the practical and the theoretical bent among writers. Let's call it the distinction between the influencer and the Influencer:
https://archive.org/details/studiesofpolitic00figgiala
Studies of Political Thought From Gerson to Grotius
1414-162
John Neville Figgis
The Birkbeck Lectures delivered in Trinity College, Cambridge 1900
Cambridge: at the University Press 1916
... The existing arrangement of political forces is dependent at least as
much upon ideas, as it is upon men's perception of their interests. If we allow
little to the theorist in momentary influence we must admit, that his is the
power which shapes the "long result of time." The normal value, in
fact, of political theories is a "long period value." The immediate
significance of an Algernon Sidney or an Althusius is small and less than
nothing as compared with a practical politician, like Maurice or Jeffreys. But
his enduring power is vast. Hildebrand, Calvin, Rousseau, were doctrinaires, if
ever there were such. Yet neither Bismarck, nor even Napoleon has had a more
terrific strength to shape the destinies of men. In literature as in life, the
thinker may be dull; but it is with a significant dullness. [emphasis added]
Saturday, June 27, 2026
HT Ethan Iverson on a new biography that has been published about James Price Johnson., a few thoughts for a Saturday afternoon
https://www.amazon.com/Speakeasies-Symphonies-Genius-Johnson-American-ebook/dp/B0GCNYWJVS/
Of note, Iverson points out that Scott Brown seems to be
the first to bring to light that James P Johnson and Thelonious Monk had a
piano teacher in common:
https://iverson.substack.com/p/james-p-johnson-1
… Alberta Simmons also
taught Thelonious Monk. According to Monk’s biographer Robin D.G. Kelley,
Simmons frequently played Eubie Blake’s “Memories of You,” and this may be why
Monk played “Memories of You” so often in later years. At any rate, the fact
that James P. Johnson and Thelonious Monk actually shared a piano teacher is a
wonderful detail. I believe Scott E. Brown is the first to bring this detail to
light: one of many revelations from Speakeasies to Symphonies.
Parts 2 and 3 of Iverson’s little series of posts are …
https://iverson.substack.com/p/james-p-johnson-2
https://iverson.substack.com/p/james-p-johnson-3
Thursday, June 25, 2026
Ethan Hein on "How to learn to jam", a brief thought as a classical guitarist on how inimical much classical music education has become to the idea of jamming
https://www.ethanhein.com/wp/2026/how-to-learn-to-jam/
…
The best scaffolding is
a participatory music community. For a present-day American, this can be
difficult to find. Some subcultures are richly supportive of participatory
improvisational music: the Black church, hip-hop cyphers, Latin percussionists,
jazz jams, blues jams, bluegrass jams, the old-time music scene, the video game
music scene. For other styles of music, though, you are probably on your own …
Paul Hindemith would propose, obviously enough, that a
family interested in making music together would be a good option … if you have
that.
I am reminded once again of Robert O. Gjerdingen's Child Composers in the Old
Conservatories: How Orphans Became Elite Musicians and Dana Gooley's Fantasies of Improvisation: Free
Playing in Nineteenth-Century Music.
One of many reasons I dissent from Ted Gioia’s “we need a new
Romanticism” is the history of Romanticism being against improvisation and
jamming in “serious music”. If anything
Ted Gioia the jazz historian should be aghast at the prospect of a new Romantic
era when Germanophile Art Religion and the cult of Beethoven played such
outsized roles in purging classical music concerts of improvisation.
But I have often thought over the last ten to twenty years
about how if you look at the isolated elements of avant garde movements in classical
music it can seem as though each avant garde movement sought to transform one
ingredient into a whole loaf of bread.
Let me extend the metaphor a bit. Let’s take microtonality. Composers like Wyschnegradsky, Haba and
others on through Harry Partch, Lou Harrison, Easley Blackwood and Ben Johnston
and Kyle Gann have experimented with the microtonal path. Stochastic processes? Xenakis.
Free improvisation? Eh …
Anyway, my idea I float for mere consideration is that a
European avant garde movement would crop up pinning everything on some one
element. Conversely, in American popular
music any and all of those constituent ingredients would already be all over
the place in pop music. You can hear
microtonal inflections, flexible approaches to tonality, modal mixture and
modal mutation. I read Herbert Pauls’ Two
Centuries in One book that was mentioned by John Borstlap over the years. Pauls mentioned that the musical language of
Romanticism and late Romanticism survived and thrived in popular music and jazz
after post World War II avant gardists declared that those antiquated chords
and scales were yesterday’s news.
So when I try to sit
through some guitar duet by Brian Ferneyhough I can’t help but think that it’s
more fun to listen to Robert Johnson, Tampa Red, Charley Patton and Blind
Willie Johnson than to listen to some guitar duo use slides to screech all over
the strings of classical guitars.
A feat worth trying to accomplish, if only a tiny bit,
would be to develop ways of writing music that could encourage classical
musicians to feel like they actually can jam.
In reality classical musicians have been jamming but not
necessarily in “classical” settings.
Brass players can switch from Hindemith to Monk and guitarists might
switch from Sor and Britten to whatever strikes their fancy.
UPDATE
6-26-2026
I have been thinking over how the score has been so sacralized in classical music that there must be some way to steer between Cagey aleatory or Xenakis stuff and cult of Beethoven specificity. Suppose a composer wrote a sonata form in which there were, say, two different recapitulations? Performers with little to no experience jamming could pick one recapitulation or the other and a path toward being able to jam could lay in learning both recapitulations and simply toggling between them, taking some elements from Recap 1 and other elements from Recap 2 but getting to the end and playing what is, technically, fleshed out in the score. After centuries of Romantic and post-Romantic fealty to notes on the page asking people to just "jam here" is likely a bit much. Yet throwing a chart of globs of music a la some Stockhausen scores where you pick fragments 4, 5, 2, 7, 8 and 11 of 12, for instance, most certainly won't teach a performer how to jam.
But writing out a score and setting aside 20 to 25 percent of it with instructions to jam if you want? That might work.
Freddie deBoer on how recovered memories aren't real and yet belief in them remains popular
https://freddiedeboer.substack.com/p/recovered-memories-arent-real
Freddie deBoer has published a long-form case against
recovered memory therapies and cultivation techniques. Longtime readers of Wenatchee The Hatchet may
not need a reminder that the salience of the decades-long arguments against
recovered memories in counseling of any kind, secular or religious, is that it featured
prominently if briefly in a 2008 presentation on spiritual warfare given by
Mark “I see things” Driscoll back when he was in charge of what used to be
called Mars Hill Church.
Back in 2014 I transcribed the
majority of that 2008 presentation for the record and provided some
analysis and discussion. I asked
whether any of the visions of discernment Driscoll claimed to have had
ever had any, ahem, forensic outcome. Of course, I
also asked why Mark “I see things” Driscoll didn’t anything amiss about his
friend and wise counsel Robert Morris. For that matter, why would Mark Driscoll have
ever felt any need, as was reported about him by Vince Manuele and relatives,
to have people tail and surveil a fifteen-year old male if he had those
super-powers of spiritual discernment?
Mark Driscoll may have claimed to have witnessed
molestations in real time but for practical purposes that was between him and
his counselee. There’s no record any
arrests were made, not even in the case where, allegedly, Driscoll claimed he
told someone that a grandparent molested
said person at age two and the grandparent, even more incredibly within the
account, just admitted to the deed.
deBoer gave a brief tour of cases with actual trials where
people were found guilty on the basis of recovered memories that were never
able to be forensically backed up.
deBoer’s tour is a fairly thorough debunking of the
credibility and viability of recovered memory in light of research into the
malleable and constructed nature of human memory, on the one hand, and the
discovery that for victims of trauma the problem is never that they repress
traumatic memories but that they can’t not remember them.
I had to familiarize myself with the whole multi-hour presentation Driscoll gave as a volunteer on the Mars Hill Theology Response Team After slogging through roughly four hours of that content I discovered another nail in the coffin of my membership.
The irony with a figure like Driscoll is that if mainstream and pop psychology had not made the concept of the repressed memory so easy to believe the man wouldn't have deployed it in his "pastoral counseling". That may be a bitter irony indeed, kind of like how Driscoll has been wielding concepts from Murray Bowen's therapeutic work on family systems in newer self-help books.
It might be a sign of how pervasive the idea of the repressed memory is that even someone who could be regarded as a quasi-fundamentalist Christian nationalist like Mark Driscoll touted his capacity to help church members unlock recovered memories in pastoral counseling. For actual mental health professionals, however, that idea has been set aside.
Saturday, June 13, 2026
two links for the weekend: Aaron Renn has the stupid idea that there should be a playbook for marriage, Anthony Bradley says that the era of private Christian colleges is ending soon
So, a short links for the weekend in terms of links.
more riff on AI and the arts from June 2026
https://thewalrus.ca/the-real-scandal-isnt-that-ai-wrote-a-prize-winning-story-its-the-response/
…
Granta, in an
even more remarkable response, fed the accused text to Claude, asking if it was
AI generated, seemingly unaware or unworried that they were submitting
(potentially) literary work to the very kind of system at the heart of the
scandal. Claude is a general-purpose chatbot and not an AI detector, but it
nonetheless concluded that the text was “almost certainly not produced unaided
by a human.” This is not striking, but what is striking is
that Granta then included Claude’s cautionary note as if it
were an expert opinion, surrendering to an AI its own opportunity to pass a
reasoned judgment:
“The strongest
evidence against pure AI authorship is the small number of passages that don’t
fit the pattern . . . Those passages carry the kind of off-shape specificity
that models still struggle to produce unprompted. If the story has a human
core, it is concentrated there, and the AI has been used to elaborate around
it.”
It would be laughable,
if not such a bad omen, that Granta thought it was acceptable
to ask a large language model—operated by a company sued for the widespread use
of pirated books—to draft its response to allegations of AI-generated text in a
literary prize. Is there no “human core” at Granta? Surely there
are people there—editors, aspiring writers—who also have some skin in this
game? Why has this storied literary organization been unable to answer a
literary question in its own voice?
…
…
Generative AI, instead
of liberating writing from the human, liberates textualist antihumanism from
the theoretical edifice of poststructuralism. Derrida’s dictum il n’y a
pas d’hors-texte (“there is no outside-text”) takes on an interesting
new meaning in a world where all of reality has become so much training data
for LLMs. With the launch of ChatGPT, moreover, the “death of the author” goes
from scandal to banality; Foucault’s “indifference” to “who is speaking” goes
from a liberating escape route from bourgeois individualism to a necessary
adaptation to a world in which most text production is automated, bypassing the
individual; and engagement in “automatic writing,” once an avant-garde pursuit,
is integrated into the daily lives of average people as a form of
entertainment, as well as a means of enhancing efficiency and productivity
…
The doctrine of the “death of the author” was not
formulated to serve as a blank check for large language models more than half a
century later but the zinger has its place.
Saturday, June 06, 2026
The Roys Report and Protestia report of an apparent potential split within Mark Driscoll's The Trinity Church
https://x.com/reachjulieroys/status/2062694959627501594
Threatened split at
Mark Driscoll’s Arizona church prompts warning of lawsuit, attack on former
men’s minister
By Daniel Silliman
June 4, 2026 7:02 pm
CDT
Pastor Mark Driscoll
warned his followers Wednesday of “fierce wolves … among you,” following the
sudden departure of an associate minister and former security guard known as
Driscoll’s chief henchman.
A mass email Driscoll
sent at 7:44 a.m. accused Caleb Glennie of attempting to split Trinity Church,
a Scottsdale, Arizona, congregation with reported weekly average attendance of
5,000 people.
“(He) took church
members’ private information to solicit, urged staff members to resign and
follow him … and announced a Men’s gathering on Tuesdays,” the email said.
“Caleb has been lying for months. We rebuke Caleb and urge him to repent of sin
patterns that have disqualified him as a pastor.”
The mass email link is at https://roysreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/Trinity-email-to-members.pdf
Of note is that if you donate $50 or more to The Roys
Report you can elect to receive Vince Manuele’s memoir … which I
have read and do not personally recommend you read for reasons I got
into elsewhere.
https://roysreport.com/donate/
Donate $50 or more to
The Roys Report, and you can elect to receive "Kiss and Tell: The Innocent
Moment That Shattered Mark Driscoll's Cult" by Vince Manuele.
So there's that coverage. Then there's ...
Monday, May 25, 2026
Ethan Iverson had some idle Sunday thoughts on tablature: scordatura, reentrant tuning, and pieces in natural harmonics are all arguments in favor of tab over against sight-reading snobs
I guess Ethan Iverson's idle Sunday thoughts as a pianist on guitar tab is a reminder that he's not a guitarist.
https://iverson.substack.com/p/idle-sunday-thoughts
As a pianist, I can
sight-read almost anything within reason, including orchestral scores and
choral music. I can’t get to first base with guitar tablature, which always
struck me as the ultimate capitalist feint: “Here, we will give you something
easy to start with that will ineluctably cripple your growth after a certain
point and keep you walled off with the self-same community (other guitarists).
Please don’t learn to read music, that is a distraction from our main interest,
which is selling you more and more guitar gear to compensate for the fact that
you can’t play in bands that use any conventional notation.”
Yesterday: guitar
tab. Today: A.I.
…
Counterpoint one: Henry Kaiser on
guitar tab.
Counterpoint two: Joni
Mitchell’s Blue is the one of the greatest albums of all time,
and she wrote a lot of it on guitar.1
The real counterpoint can be summed up as "scordatura". There are several layers to this counterpoint, as would be fit a "counterpoint" rebuttal.
Thursday, May 21, 2026
Ethan Hein's new post on that one weird chord in "Sir Duke" and my response post, on hearing the chorus of "Sir Duke" as a transformation of the opening chords of "Warm Valley"
Since I did recently ask if Ethan could do a post on "Sir Duke" I am very pleased to read his newest post. Maybe he was planning his post anyway, but this year there should be a ton of discussion of Stevie Wonder's music.
https://www.ethanhein.com/wp/2026/that-one-weird-chord-in-sir-duke/
Sir Duke” is one of the greatest songs written in the last fifty years, bar none. Yeah, I’m just putting my cards on the table about this. Normally I actually hate music that sings the praises of music but Wonder gets away with it because his song is a tribute to Duke Ellington and to the big band jazz greats of the past who inspired him. To put this in staid Romantic terms, when a genius pays tribute to a genius the genius can get away with stuff that other people shouldn't even seriously consider trying.
The chords in the chorus of “Sir Duke” are amazing in their simplicity and in the magnificent weirdness of that F minor 7th chord. It’s not unheard of to have a tritone pivot in music like this. I can think of a B minor to F major shift in the first theme of String Quartet No. 7 by Shostakovich, for instance (00:14-00:17). But B major to F minor 7th is a lot weirder.
I think the introduction sets up the chorus chord in a very
simple, easily overlooked way. The
introduction moves from B major to G sharp minor to G natural major to F#
major. Right from the start we have a
progression that goes from the tonic to the submediant and immediately flattens
the submediant and drops to the dominant.
That chromatic modal borrowing plants a seed that Wonder is going to do
whatever chromatic alterations will sound fun, and what sounds fun is chromatic
mutation of roots and fifths while leaving thirds and (if applicable) sevenths)
alone. We should also not forget those chromatic chains of chords in the pre-chorus. The key has been so thoroughly destabilized
by the time the chorus hits F minor 7 really does sound like the
most natural chord to hear despite the fact that it could be read as a minor
dominant chord built on a flattened fifth as easily as a sharpened fourth.
Ethan Hein links to a video where Adam Neely discusses a
couple of theories as to what is going on in the chorus of “Sir Duke” that is
well worth checking out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NckkwiYrjTw
The shadow chord thesis is interesting. The G#7 isn't how I
hear it and I think there's a simpler and far more direct way to argue that Wonder
was drawing on Ellington's linear/harmonic nexus of chord formation.
Stevie Wonder's "Sir Duke" has a
chorus with chords that go as follows:
B major, F (natural) minor 7th, E major 7th, C# minor 7th,
F sharp 7
I was looking at those changes and then it hit me, “Hey,
wait a minute. I am pretty sure I know which Ellington standard has something
like these chord changes in the first three bars.”
"Warm
Valley" which has
B flat major 7th, E7, E-flat 7 and so on ...
Now, just do a handful of individually simple things:
1. Kick the key up a half step into B major
2. Remove the major 7th from the first chord
3. Sustain the 7th factor of the E7 but
4. Drop the third into parallel minor (this will yield the
F minor 7th chord of "Sir Duke"
5. Retrain the G# and D# and then let the bass and alto of
the SATB texture drop by parallel fifths while the S and T factors stay in
place.
The oblique motion off-setting parallel motion in
interlocked voices is what makes this voice-leading genius on Stevie Wonder's
part. It also manages to evoke a
legendary Ellington standard. Where “Warm
Valley” is a famously languid ballad, “Sir Duke” is a buoyant tribute”. The chordal kernel, if you will, can be heard
in common across the two songs.
I think the core of the shadow progression idea makes sense
but I think it makes way more sense to just go straight from "Sir
Duke" back to Ellington's "Warm Valley". No "shadow progression" is needed to hear the connection. We can just make the connection very directly by comparing the two songs.
The “Warm Valley”/”Sir Duke” connection is an intuitive association on my part having listened to Ellington and Wonder for decades. I didn’t start putting it together, though, until I read Ethan Hein and heard Adam Neely discuss the chord progressions and then it clicked for me that a half-step transposition and a gentle modal mutation showed that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Monday, May 18, 2026
recent translation of Michel Krielaars' Music of Utopia has been published in 2026, and it's got a chapter on Zaderatsky (looks like this one will have to go on the "to read" pile).
Sunday, May 17, 2026
Joseph Horowitz and Douglas McLennan at AJBlogs on the state of attention spans with regard to the high arts
Arts
criticism in the trans-Atlantic world seems ever bent on ignoring the advice of
the Preacher in Ecclesiastes 7:10. Don’t
say “Where are the older days that were better than these?” because it is not
from wisdom that you say this. Oh, but
it is from wisdom that everyone pining for the glory days of
classical music says it, and keeps saying it!
JH (1:55):
People are not attentive to the arts. People don’t talk about the
arts. And I think my understanding of this deterioration is mostly as a
deterioration of cultural memory. If you don’t have cultural memory, you
can’t have a flourishing arts environment. Traditionally, creative artists have
relied on the past, have relied on forebears, have relied on tradition, have
relied on cultural memory. We now are losing touch with the past because of
cell phones and social media and artificial intelligence.
This is a new
situation. We’ve never experienced anything like it. . . . Things can only get
worse because the driving force, the major problem, is technology. And
technology is not going to vanish from our world.
What does technology
do? For one thing, it shortens attention spans. The music that we love and we
grew up with and that we promulgate depends on an attention span of some
duration. You can’t experience the Eroica Symphony, or
even just the first movement of the Eroica Symphony, or even
just the coda to the first movement of the Eroica Symphony
without an attention span. If you’re talking about “Träumerei” by Schumann,
fine. But if you’re dealing with a sonata form, it functions partly on
the basis of memory—what the ear remembers, what the brain
processes. Why is the coda of the first movement of the Eroica so
long? Why does it introduce a new theme? Because there’s so much that Beethoven
has to deal with and resolve that we’ve already heard. If you can’t experience
that piece in time with sustained concentration, there’s not a whole lot going
for it. It’s not about the tunes. It’s not even about the ambience or the mood.
I think it’s fundamentally an exercise in structure.
…
I realize how readily this kind of appeal can tie back to
Theodor Adorno’s riff on the contrast between the emotional listener and the
structural listener from Introduction
to the Sociology of Music or his riffs to similar effect in the
never-completed in his lifetime Current
of Music. The idea that people who can and do listen for structure are
better people than the people who don’t is a long-standing claim in classical
music appreciation and it is very probably a canard. If sheer length makes for
greatness are we supposed to jettison Bach preludes and fugues in favor of a
marathon of piano sonatas by Sorabji? I
mean, if you’re into Sorabji that’s you’re thing but I still kinda prefer Bach.
But there are counter-proposals at hand which warn us that
the situation isn’t that the attentional capacity of humans has died a
miserable death, it has shifted. Douglas
McLennan proposes we’ve witnessed a shift rather than a death in attentional
capacities.
…
So Horowitz is right:
the formal apparatus that produced trained attention is in retreat, and the
algorithms eating its place don’t care about throughlines. All they care about
is engagement. When algorithms shifted value from the work itself, what Big Tech
euphemistically calls “content,” to the traffic — views, clicks, likes, share —
the content itself, from a contextual, historical, or cultural perspective, is
irrelevant and interchangeable.
But here’s what this
frame perhaps misses. Deep attention hasn’t gone away. It’s relocated. People
are diving obsessively into the cultures they choose. …
The proposal that the loss of one form of cultural literacy
is answered by the gain of a different kind of literacy has been around. George Steiner proposed that Western
civilization had lost the literacy of literary fiction (prose and poetry) but
that kids these days (back in his day) had picked up a level of musical
literacy spanning centuries of styles and forms that he suspected was a new
development. That was in the book In
Bluebeard’s Castle. Answering
the concern of Horowitz that attentional capacity has shifted has precedent.
The question itself of whether social media has rotted our
brains begs the question of why the sign of attentional health would be a bunch
of people sitting through a Mahler cycle.
Why regard Marvel fans as being unhinged for watching the entire Marvel
cinematic universe when Wagnerians exist?
What’s the difference between watching five seasons of Mad Men
and watching five seasons of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? If
Discord has a redemption arc while what’s-his-name in Mad Men has a
different arc is the difference a matter of art or imputed merit? It can be all
too easy for academics to sneer at kids these days who keep track of the
differences in Marvel timelines, for instance, but doesn’t the same thing
functionally happen if an academic discusses the differences between Marlowe
and Goethe on the Faust legend? Why
should I suppose that prestige American TV like The Sopranos or Breaking
Bad is necessarily better than watching Death Note?
Fixating on the loss of attentional resources given to listening to everything in a body of work can be its own conceptual dead-end. Back in the 19th century it was a thing to brag about for a pianist to play all 32 of Beethoven’s piano sonatas, and a bigger deal if done from memory. But who actually benefits from memorizing the 32? Even if we grant the cult of Beethoven cultists every single one of their points, Beethoven solved problems of his time and place two centuries ago, which are not our problems. If anything his solutions can be seen as having become our problems. In the 20th century some composers even felt obliged to shift from Beethoven back to Haydn (Schoenberg) to overtly say that Beethoven was one path music could take but there were others and it was possible to have taken a different path forward from Haydn’s precedent than the one Beethoven took.
The path of Beethoven has played out as a
dead end, a beautiful dead end but a dead end all the same. This is not the same thing as pulling a John
Cage and saying Beethoven was wrong, it’s saying that the kinds of problems and
opportunities in the arts in the 21st century do not have to be
hamstrung by the imaginations of men whose business is symphonic and whose idea
of cultural rebirth entails the revitalization of the prestige of the
orchestra. Now I can appreciate Horowitz stumping for Arthur Falwell as an under-appreciated
North American composer and still conclude that the era of the symphony has
come and gone. As a guitarist I have
basically zero incentive to want yet more people to line up to hear Mahler
symphonies, or even Haydn symphonies (and I am a Haydn fan for all that).
Since I mentioned I’m a guitarist, one of the more
memorable bits of advice I got from a music professor back in my college days
was simple, “Write for the musical resources you actually have, not the
ones you wish you had.” The history of revolutionary developments of
style and form could, at the risk of an obvious simplification, be articulated
in this axiom.
The history of the emergence of rap and hip hop as musical
styles and forms can be described as having happened on the basis of people
making music with the musical resources they actually had rather than pining
for the musical resources they wish they had.
Rap is not exactly my thing but I can hardly think of a style of music
in the last fifty years that better exemplifies the axiom with which I started
this paragraph. Rather than take a dismissive
stance toward rap as being unmusical I prefer to take the approach of saying that
Johann Sebastian Bach’s setting of the Credo from Mass in B minor can be
heard as one of the grandest sample flips
of an existing plainchant in the history of Christian liturgical music in the
Lutheran tradition.
To bring this back around to my professor’s advice, the
attentional resources of whatever audience you have is what you have to work
with. For a composer, or a
composer-performer, the audience is a pretty significant musical resource. If the contemporary audience doesn’t handle
the epic lengths of a Mahler or a Wagner there’s no point in yearning for an
audience that goes that epic.
I think that what we need more of us not the good old days attention span of people listening to sixty-minute or seventy-five-minute symphonic works. The art canons seem fairly well established in classical and pop music in the last century and the attention spans of audiences are what they are. What I think we can do, and keep doing, is foster an ecumenical dialogue across musical canons to encourage further mutual appreciation, respect and love. That last part might be a very high ideal to shoot for but that is, allegedly, what partisans of the arts think the arts can at some point achieve. None of that kind of musically ecumenical dialogue calls for people to listen to musical works that are nine to ninety minutes in length. I think Horowitz may be missing that the triumphs of musical achievement in the long 19th century are the traps that some of us in the 21st century think musical styles and forms need to be allowed to escape now.
Saturday, May 16, 2026
The Bad Faith of the Honest Broker Revisited: Ted Gioia presents music as a way to transcend the binary impasse in 2026, having defined music in terms of binary impasse in 2019's Music: A Subversive History
To read Ted
Gioia in May 2026 would lead you to believe that he is sure that the history of
the world can be understood in terms of binary conflicts and that this terrible
state of affairs can be ameliorated by music, at least a little bit.
https://www.honest-broker.com/p/how-to-tell-if-youre-living-in-a-8ee
How to Tell If You're
Living in a Binary Crisis
And how to get out of
it
Ted Gioia
May 11, 2026
…
Somebody should write a
global history of binary conflicts—because no force has exerted more influence
over human affairs.
Rome collapsed while
its citizens
fought over the colors blue and green. That sounds crazy, but it’s
absolutely true.
I believe this is the
single most significant fact about Roman history.
1.
The conflict between Blues and Greens lasted for
a thousand years.
2.
During that period, each color enjoyed periods
of dominance, and could have used its power to make tangible improvements and
fix a broken system.
3.
But they rarely did this—because were obsessed
with punishing the other color team.
They won’t teach that
in history class. But they should. It ought to be the first lesson.
…
How can you tell when
you’re living in a binary collapse? Here are seven warning signs:
1.
All conflicts are channeled into a single
binary opposition between two teams. There is never a third team—if
someone tries to create it, one or both of the two teams will work fervently to
destroy the third option.
…
Naturally, in a Substack article published by Ted Gioia the
answer to the great problems of the human condition comes from the arts. We need a Romanticism 2.0, as Gioia has been
saying for a few years, and we’re going to get one. Yet I have been reading Ted Gioia’s work off
and on for about ten years so I can’t quite forget that back when he published Music:
A Subversive History with Basic Books in 2019 he had a chapter titled “Music
History as a Battle Between Magic and Mathematics”. Ted Gioia’s whole conception of music history
has too often been predicated on the literal sell of the kind of binary impasse
he suggests music can defuse. Take this
passage from the subversive history I discussed a few years ago:
At a certain point in
Western history, music became a quasi-science. Or, to be more precise, those
who theorized about music managed to impose a scientific and mathematical
framework that would marginalize all other approaches to the subject. We can
even assign a name, a location, and a rough date to this revolution. The
alleged innovator was Pythagoras of Samos, born around the year 570 BC. The
impact of the Pythagorean revolution on the later course of music is still
insufficiently understood and appreciated. I believe he is the most important
person in the history of music — although his `innovation’ has perhaps done as
much harm as good — and I will make a case for that bold claim in the pages
ahead. Yet he is often treated as little more than a colorful footnote in
cultural history, a charming figure who appears in anecdotes and asides, but
not the mainstream narrative of cultural history. […]
Pythagoras’s attempt to
define and constrain musical sounds by the use of numbers and ratios continues
to shape how we conceptualize and perform songs in the current day, and even
now we distinguish between melody and noise. Music, as it is taught in
every university and conservatory in the world today, is explicitly Pythagorean
in its methods and assumptions. And even when musical styles emerged from the
African diaspora that challenged this paradigm, threatening to topple it with
notes that didn’t belong to scales and rhythms that defied conventional metric
thinking, the algorithmic mindset prevailed, somehow managing to codify
non-Pythagorean performance styles that would seem to resist codification. (p.
48-49, emphasis added)
Ted Gioia’s own history of music can easily be read as a triple
binary impasse in which the paradigms of White-Science-Man vs Black-Magic-Woman
is used to explain all of the world’s musical history. Science vs magic, Europe vs Africa, male vs female,
Ted Gioia embodies the worst elements of neo-Orphic thought about music. Music
can’t provide a way beyond the binary impasse as Gioia sketches it out if we
use Gioia’s own history as the paradigm through which to understand music
because his own understanding of music is so ostentatiously mediated through
binary impasse.
At one level this is hardly surprising coming from a
historian of blues and jazz, but at a more foundational level Gioia’s
intellectual and ethical failure is predicated not on ill-will but on not being
able to grasp that the history of neo-Orphic theologies of music have
trafficked in essentialist paradigms since roughly the time of Schleiermacher,
a point that gets touched upon by theologians now and then. Jeremy Begbie has
registered a constructive complaint that Schleiermacher’s picture is helpful
but partial. Philip Stoltzfus' Theology
as Performance: Music, Aesthetics, and God in Western Thought is more
directly critical by noting that Schleiermacher’s art mysticism was neo-Orphic
and that his form of neo-Orphic theology or art mysticism has been the norm for
the last two centuries.
Ted Gioia, by his own account, never studied music theorybooks.
At some point during my teenage years, I decided I wanted to be a jazz musician. But I didn’t have a coherent plan.
I just spent a lot of time at the piano. And when I wasn’t sitting at the keyboard, I listened to jazz—on records and in concert. I also read jazz magazines and books at the local public library (which had a subscription to Downbeat).
But here’s what I didn’t do:
· I didn’t get a music degree.
· I didn’t take any lessons after the age of 18—and never had a single jazz lesson.
· I didn’t try to get gigs.
· I didn’t network with influential people in the music business.
· I occasionally glanced at a music textbook, but never really studied one.
· I didn’t learn anything about music technology (except how to plug in my Fender Rhodes).
I noted this a while back, and it reminded me of an observation made by the philosopher Leszek Kolakowski on the problems of the autodidact:
https://wwnorton.com/books/9780393060546
Main Currents of Marxism
Lescek Kolakowski
Copyright © 2005 by Leszek Kolakowski
Copyright © 1978 by Oxford University Press
ISBN: 978-0-393-32943-8
Page 127
While Marx’s criticism was unjust and dishonest in some respects, he was intellectually far superior to Proudhon, who had all the faults of a clever autodidact: self-assurance, unawareness of the limitations of his knowledge, incomplete or desultory reading, lack of skill in selecting and organizing material, and the hasty condemnation of authors whom, for the most part, he did not properly understand.
Ted Gioia can be thought of Kolakowski's Proudhon. Gioia's autodidacticism has revealed that he isn't capable of producing a subversive history of music because his understanding of music is arguably the
most conventional of post-Romantic conventional wisdom.
Still, Ted Gioia can be regarded as a person of goodwill even if many of his ideas about music history and culture don't rise to the level of idiosyncratic crackpot. Moving beyond a binary impasse does sound like a good idea in theory, as well as in practice, but Gioia’s whole career of publishing, whether in his books or in his Substack, reveals a performative contradiction at the heart of his work—he sells us on one binary impasse on top of another as the way to think about music, yet wants to back up and claim that music could be what allows us to transcend the binary impasse.
POSTSCRIPT
One of the worst parts of Gioia's pitting magic against mathematics is that it shows how blinkered his grasp of the materials has become. I recently finished Annette Yoshiko Reed's book Demons, Angels, and Writing in Ancient Judaism and in her conclusion she pointed out that one of the challenges of contemporary readers and scholars is to grasp that demonology was the cutting edge science of the ancient world from ancient Babylon up into even the Hellenistic period. Gioia's dualism of magic against science is predicated on an anachronistic post-Enlightenment dualism that does not pay enough attention to the territories of science and religion, territories that overlapped far more significantly in the ancient world than Ted Gioia's set of binary impasses can allow for. The binary impasses Gioia wants music to help us liberate from, then, are paradoxically the binary impasses he keeps imposing upon his understanding of music history.