Poppa Daddy (Santa) Driscoll has toys for you, maybe, if you'll buy and say a few nice words about his new book.

As some of you may know Mark Driscoll's new book Who Do You Think You Are? has been published and for the moment this negative review has been considered the most helpful review.

http://www.amazon.com/review/R14VJ73RHS4KK3

And as of now the most helpful positive review is ...

http://www.amazon.com/review/R2KI90K3RPGJNH/ref=cm_cr_dp_title?ie=UTF8&ASIN=1400203856&nodeID=283155&store=books

10 of 12 people found the following review helpful 5.0 out of 5 stars IPAD MINI IPAD MINI IPAD MINI IPOD MINI LIKE MOST PEOPLE POSTING HERE I HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK BUT WHATEVER THE NAME OF THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS BOOK SAID ON HIS TWITTER HE WILL OFFER A BRIBE REWARD TO ANYONE WHO GIVES HIS BOOK A GOOD REVIEW AND I DONT HAVE THE IPAD MINI BUT I WANT ONE SO HERES MY REVIEW. PRAISE JESUS, LIVE ETHICALLY ETC ETC ALSO PASTOR DRISCOLL IS DEFINITELY NOT A FRAUD LOL

What's that?  Pastor Mark Driscoll helpfully provided an explanation already.

https://www.facebook.com/pastormark
Mark Driscoll
Saturday.

Big fun at our Mars Hill churches for the kickoff of our Ephesians sermon series: http://ow.ly/1Rjjnt

http://pastormark.tv/2013/01/21/monday-giveaway-win-an-ipad-mini
Monday giveaway: Win an iPad mini!
 It’s gonna be a fun week on PastorMark.tv. Every weekday this week, I’m giving away a free prize to celebrate the release of Who Do You Think You Are? We’ve never done anything quite like this before—and who knows if we’ll ever do it again—so enjoy!

To start things off, today’s winner will receive a brand new iPad mini, pre-loaded with some of my books.

To enter, all you have to do to enter the contest is share the following phrase on your favorite social network and/or submit a review on Amazon, then submit the form below. We'll accept entries until 11:59 p.m. tonight (Pacific).

Check out @PastorMark’s new book and enter to win a different giveaway every day this week. Today: iPad mini http://pastormark.tv/giveaway
 
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How do I get the freebies?

 1.Purchase your book or books from any retailer that sells it. That could be Resurgence, Amazon, Apple, Barnes & Noble, Christian Book Distributors, or anywhere else.
 2.Scan your receipt and e-mail it to driscollpromotion@gmail.com.
3.Thomas Nelson will verify that your purchase is eligible and send you an email with instructions on how to download your freebies.

Thanks for playing and for spreading the word!
Appropos of playing and winning ... more morsels of insight from Driscoll about Armstrong and gaming things in his favor ... .

http://pastormark.tv/2013/01/17/get-ready-to-be-lance-armstrongs-god

Now that's about as meta-ironic as a megachurch pastor tweeting his spleen about bloggers, isn't it?

UPDATE:  As with the 5-stars, so too with the 1-stars.  People "somehow" managed to catch on about the iPad mini give-away

http://www.amazon.com/Who-Do-You-Think-Are/product-reviews/1400203856/ref=cm_cr_dp_qt_hist_one?ie=UTF8&filterBy=addOneStar&showViewpoints=0