"It's the future of cinema"You remember those Magic Eye books from the 1990s? The ones where you'd look at them, relax your eyes, and a 3D picture would pop out? Saying that 3D movies are the future of cinema is like saying that Magic Eye books were the future of literature.
On this point I don't disagree, not that I disagreed with the other points. :) The bit about the snorkel is funny, too.